The Polack woman was dying. With her last breath she turned to her husband and asked,
"Before I die, make love to me just one more time."
The Polack husband answered, "How could you ask me to do such a thing? It will kill you!"
The wife pleaded, "Everyone is entitled to one last request before they die, you should grant me this last wish."
The Polack replied, "Okay." He got into bed and made love to her. No sooner did he finish
than she hopped out of bed completely cured and ran downstairs and started to flick a chicken and yell into the living room, where her children were sitting, that dinner would be ready in an hour.
The children were astounded and ran up the stairs to their father who was sitting in a chair
and crying. They said, "Papa, why are you crying? It's a miracle! Mama is completely cured!"
He replied, "I know, but when I think what I could have done for Eleanor Roosevelt!"
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