Osho - Once Mulla Nasruddin went to a doctor

Osho - Once Mulla Nasruddin went to a doctor and doctors have learned the trick from the priests: they write in Latin and Greek, and they write in such a way that even if they have to read it again it is difficult. Nobody should understand what they are writing. So Mulla Nasruddin went to a doctor and he said, "Listen, be plain. Just tell me the facts. Don't use Latin and Greek."The doctor said, "If you insist, and if you allow me to be frank, you are not ill at all. You are just plain lazy."Nasruddin said, "Okay, thank you. Now write it in Greek and Latin so I can show it to my family."