Saturday, April 18, 2009

"I'm not drunk at all!" insists Paddy

Osho - "You are drunk!" shouts the barman of the Groggy Doggie Pub, at Paddy, who just has slipped slowly onto the floor again.

"I'm not drunk at all!" insists Paddy, picking himself up. "In fact, I'm not even drunk a little bit, and I'll prove it to you. Now, you see that cat just coming in the door? Well, it has only got one eye.""You're drunker than I thought," says the barman. "That cat is going out!"

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