Osho - One old Jew was praying to God

Osho - One old Jew was praying to God for years and never asking for anything. God became fed up. If you ask for something, something can be done and he can get rid of you! But he was not asking for anything; he was just praying and praying and praying.

So one day God said, ”Listen! What do you want? Why don’t you say exactly what you want? I am ready to fulfil it.”

The old Jew said, ”Is it true that we are your chosen people?”
God said, ”Yes, that’s true.”
The Jew said, ”Now please choose somebody else. For three thousand years, just